Meshugenah Florida
Intelligent Design in Shul and School


Type in “Florida” on Amazon.com and you will find titles including Weird Florida, Strange Florida, and Oddball Florida. I am currently in Key Biscayne, Florida, and, after looking out my window, I can report that everything looks rather normal. Professor Itchy-Pants, my wombat friend who helps me organize all the slide whistles, agrees.

So, maybe things do get a little crazy here – from wacky chads to zany feeding tubes – but two things tend to stay consistent: insects the size of Volkswagens, and Jews. In fact, this area has the highest concentration of Jews in the country outside of New York City, with 113,000 in Miami-Dade alone. But, suddenly the weirdness, strangeness, and oddballness has caught up with the Sunshine State Semites.

Is this just how things naturally evolved here? Not if you ask the Intelligent Design (ID) spouting rabbis and Jewish academics who took the stage at the Sixth Miami International Conference on Torah and Science, which lasted from December 13th to the 15th.

Failing to grasp scientific concepts is no longer the exclusive domain of the evangelicals and the Christian Right. Moshe Tendler, an Orthodox rabbi and biology professor at Yeshiva University, declared at the conference, “It is our task to inform the world [about ID].” He continued, “Unintelligent Design’ is our ignorance, our stupidity.”

His quotes makes two things very clear: 1. Majoring in Biology at Yeshiva University has about as much legitimacy as majoring in Ethnic Studies at Bob Jones University, and 2. It is vital that mainstream, reasonable Jews separate themselves from the extremism of these fundamentalists.

Intelligent Design, the new Creationism that rebukes evolution for failing to recognize the role of a guiding supernatural power – Buddha, Yahweh, Zeus, whatever – in the creation of life, is no crazier than most other religious ideas by itself. It becomes dangerous, however, when it serves as a tool for cramming religion into public schools, for smashing the divide between church and state while filling the minds of children with convenient fairy tales that make our country the laughingstock of all other industrialized nations. While these rabbis may not be explicitly calling for ID to be taught in public schools, their championing of the idea among Jews only fuels the fundamentalist side of the debate that is raging on school boards and in courtrooms and legislatures across the country.

Sholom Lipskar, who the Miami New Times calls one of Miami’s most influential rabbis, asks, “If it’s accidental, then what’s the point? But if there’s design, we’re here for a reason.” He adds that that ID should be taught in school with chemistry and physics. Apparently, scientific progress can’t compete with Lipskar’s desire to be the center of the universe. Should Lipskar’s sense of purpose really be the driving force behind science education?

Questions like Lipskar’s are the result of a failure of imagination, and an arrogant obsession with being able to fully understand everything in the world and confirm the all-important role of humans. You’d think that Jews, of all people, would appreciate the beauty in the struggle of the evolutionary path, in the tenacious fight to thrive and propagate amid near-impossible conditions, in the interconnectedness of all life. But, according to Tendler, “that is irrational.”

If citing “a magic man in the sky” were an acceptable explanation for the unknown, I would have done a lot better in biology in Middle School. Religious fundamentalists of all faiths become a roadblock to progress and a threat to the Constitution when they inject their beliefs into the public domain, notably the public education system. Orthodox ideas that reek of sexism, subordination, and archaic views of how the world works need to be dealt a final blow. Yes, we need to evolve.

Unfortunately, religious fanatics are going to have the upper hand on science as long as Bush is the President. Global warming, stem cell research, and evolution have been transposed from the realm of science to that of theology,

Most American Jews have as much in common with Tendler and Lipskar as they do with the school board in Dover, Pennsylvania, or in Ohio, Kansas, and every other place where Darwin has had to step into the ring with Jesus. The United States clings to blind faith over scientific inquiry at its own peril.

For Jews, with a lineage that includes scientists like Einstein, Bohr, and Salk, this descent into fundamentalist ignorance should be particularly disheartening. But it should also be wake-up call for those in the United States who want to distance themselves from the rabid anti-intellectual climate that favors scripture over logic and reason. These Torah-thumping rabbis make it clear that Judaism is no less susceptible to primitive doctrine and fanaticism than any other religion.

Reasonable Jews should not be embarrassed by ID supporting rabbis anymore than reasonable Christians should be embarrassed by the mindless ramblings of Falwell, Dobson, or Pat Robertson, who recently claimed that, in addition to engineering creation, God also has a malicious hand in Ariel Sharon’s grave health problems. Everyone has the right to believe whatever crazy things they want to, but these ideas belong in public education as much as a spare rib belong in temple, or in our explanation of creation, for that matter.

The Conference in Miami is a clear sign that Jews need to resist outdated ideas as much in our own religious sphere as in the broader political world. If we don’t, religious pandering and political manipulation will continue to shackle real progress.

© 2004 Aaron Sussman. All rights reserved.

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