P.O. Box 5234
Wesleyan Station, Wesleyan University
Middletown, CT   06459
February 8th, 2006

Barricini Candies
Rocky Glen Road
Moosic, PA  18507

RE:  “Space Ducks”


To whom it may concern:

For many years, our family has enjoyed Barricini Candies as part of our Passover celebration.  We used to even leave some outside for Elijah to enjoy, but after the rat/hobo problem, we put an end to that.  For the most part, we are very pleased with your products.

Not so, unfortunately, with “Space Ducks.” The front of the “Space Ducks” box features an exciting scenario with an astronaut, space stations, and a lunar-like landscape.  Inside those space stations and inside the space suit, one can only assume exists “space ducks.”  The box also promises to contain “5 WACKY DUCKS.” 

Not only are these ducks not in space, but there isn’t anything remotely wacky about them.  They are simply pleasant ducks wearing bonnets.  While the prospect of a duck wearing some kind of hat borders on the “wacky,” the bonnet just might be the least “wacky” form of headgear.  But the lack of space imagery is the most egregious offense. 

I specifically bought “Space Ducks” for my nephew, Josh.  Josh has been fascinated by the “final frontier” ever since seeing “Emmanuelle in Space.”  He owns a life-sized Buzz Aldrin doll and has been waitlisted at space camp four times in a row.  I told him that I had a delicious, Kosher surprise for him, and his eyes lit up like the Challenger.  When he discovered that, instead of exciting space-related water fowl, there were a few ducks in bonnets, his eyes welled up with tears.

I highly suggest putting an end to this misleading product.  You’ve disappointed one young boy already – when he is asked, “How is this night different from all other nights?” he will answer, “The supposedly space-themed candy is really just ducks in bonnets.”  Children go through enough religious confusion without this type of thing added to it.  Please let me know as soon as possible how you plan on preventing this from reoccurring.  Also please let me know if there is a way that you can make it up to Josh.

Thank you for your time,

 

Aaron Sussman


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