This page is dedicated to the issue of "Space Ducks" chocolates and the lies perpetuated by the Barricini Company.  Join the boycott today!

As of now, we do not have a picture of the offending product, so we will have to convey the injustice to you through vivid description.  The actual letter to the Barricini company contains a partial description, but read on for a more thorough one.

In February, Josh went home for Passover (this is the type of thing that ACF members, except for Dan, tend to do).  I eagerly awaited Josh’s return, as the dishes in the sink were beginning to pile up.  He did return, rectifying the dishes situation, but a new outrage was introduced – in the formof Space Ducks Chocolates.  Josh brought the box back to school, equipping me with the evidence necessary to tackle the injustice perpetuated by Barricini and Big Kosher-For-Passover. 

 On the box was the following illustration:  An astronaut mid-space leap across the lunar surface, surrounded on either side by a rocket and a four-legged space station that had just thrust into the air, emitting ferocious flames ranging in hue from an effervescent red to a scintillating yellow.  Celestial orbs and shimmering stars dot the dark sky, just as dreams and wonderful mysteries dot the consciousness of the awed box viewer. 

Imagine the anticipation of opening this box.  Imagine the wonders that might be waiting inside.  Imagine the singular sensation of joy and glory and a cosmic convergence of truth and beauty that makes you truly understand what it is to be alive and to love and be complete.

Now, imagine pure horror.   Now, read our letter.

(Note:  A few politically necessary liberties have been taken in the letter to Barricini.  Josh is not, in fact, my nephew). 

As of today, we have not heard back from the BarriWEENIE Company.