It’s fucking ridiculous to have to give a dog drugs every
time it thunders just because he is scared. He should be scared and learn that
the threat is not real and it is all harmless. I want drugs when there is
thunder or when there’s not. God I’m tired. Twelve hours is an absurd amount
of time to spend at camp with childvermin. Fuckin’ promised them s’mores and
there were no goddamn s’mores. Now I’m FUCKED. Dissent caged in and removed
and hidden fuck the Constitution. Those balloons make me so hungry because I
know there is a giant cake somewhere with red frosting and white chocolate and
blue frosting and I want to eat it and what a stupid way to pronounce your
wife’s name. Eating lunch at 11:00 sucks, my whole meal routine has gone to
shit. I don’t even think I had a meal routine. USA chant! Hell yes haven’t
heard one in too long thanks liberal hicks! I wonder if he talked to those war
buddies about kinky sexual shit; I bet he did and some are thinking of relating
it to the press. I would. Obama! Damn that’s cool. Thunder gets me a little
on edge too; I know it’s dumb, but I can understand a dog’s fear. Fuck your
kids! Fuck all of your kids! Ok some are hot but I don’t give a shit what they
have to say, shut up! Shut the fuck up! I like that Attorney General line.
Reporting for doody! That cracked me up. Hell is on the way! I must ignore
you because I love you. Easiest way for all parties. Difference between
parties was highlighted that’s good and you couldn’t honestly expect anything
more sharp and pointy and prickly and bloody. No one really cares much about
deep sea life around undersea volcanoes and it’s not any more interesting when
shown massively.